All about Kobe "Kobrone" Bryant: the Master of Arrogance, the King of the Ballhoggers, the Lord of the Liars.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006

Kobrone Bryant


I had to post this, just for the hell of it.

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

whos the one that made this bloG? i know only one person did so who

7:54 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's asking? A kobe lover or hater. B/c you know what? Kobe Bryant is the most overrated b-ball player of all-time.

8:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should be in jail

9:44 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, Kobe is incredibly overrated, I'm glad people point that out in this blog.

And whoever is asking who made this blog, why do you care? You sound like Kobe after a teammate anonymously criticized him for quitting in a game against the Kings and he went ballistic interrogating the whole team to figure out who made the comment.

10:48 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kobe is free to be the best player in the NBA and will be one of the greatest to play in the NBA when he retires and then he will be in the hall of fame and his jersey will go up on the wall next to all the other Laker hall of famers at Staples Center. So even if you hate him that is what it will be. It is okay to hate because there are plenty of players I hate even though I respect their game. There is plenty of hate (and Jealosy) to go around the NBA.

11:45 PM

 
Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Sure, that may happen, but there will always be many asterisks to his name, i.e.:

Kobe Bryant, 3-time NBA champion*, basketball great**, lead the Lakers*** thoughout his great career****

*all 3 championships won as sidekick to Shaq
**also known as a ballhog
***also known to have broken up the Lakers after the 2002-03 season by ousting Shaq and other players
****called uncoachable by Phil Jackson

12:09 AM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

oh man, there are many more asterisks that you could add, like: ***quit on his team in the 2nd half of an elimination game to make a point; ****led the Lakers to NOT making the playoffs after Shaq left; *****was knows as the king of 1 on 5, etc etc.

12:21 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever. It won't say that in the Lakers media guide, but when you get yours, you can pencil in your asterisks. You seem to forget the Kobe, Shaq and Fisher came to the Lakers in the same year and they grew with the Lakers system and Phil finally got them to think and play like champions. Also it was Shaq who tanked the finals against Detroit and asked to be traded and Mitch and Buss said adios and don't let the door hit your big behind on your way out. You also seem to think that Shaq was just peechy to have around. His attitude toward the Lakers and Lakers fans was terrible. There are plenty of players I hate, but I hate Shaq the most. I don't care if he got hit by a mack truck, got shot in a drive-by, got poisoned or just dropped dead. I would not shed a tear and would say good riddence.

12:31 AM

 
Blogger TeamPlayer said...

No, it'll just say that in most articles, books, etc that talk about Kobe.

I personally could care less about Shaq, but all you have to do is look at his relationship with Wade to see that it was Kobe who had the horns in the pair, not Shaq. And what about Gary Payton? He seems to have no problems playing with Shaq and is doing well in Miami. Name one player who loves playing with Kobe?

12:36 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's stupid, not funny

1:45 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shaq liked playing with Kobe. He just couldn't or wouldn't get along with him personally outside of the basketball court. This is the part that shouldn't matter when they're playing on the court. Shaq gets along with Wade because there is no history between them (no bad attitudes).

2:53 PM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

"Shaq gets along with Wade because there is no history between them (no bad attitudes)."

That's funny, of course, there's no history between Shaq and Wade, but that's b/c they've only been playing together for 2 years. To say the obvious, history is created.

Dobe has haad problems with any player on the Lakers that is not a "yes man", from Gary Payton, to Shaq, to Caron Butler, and to his own coach. The only way Dobe can function in a team is by having having players that will not compete with him. If he realized that it's not about him, but about the team, then he would start winning more. He sat on the sidelines last year, and this year he got out on the 1st round. Unless he wins a couple of championships w/o Shaq or w/o another megastar (like KG), at the end of his career he will be remembered for riding Shaq's cape. Kind of like Pippen is remembered as being the sidekcik of Jordan.

It will be interesting to see if Dobe plays teamball next year. And if he does, will he know when to shoot and when to pass. Hmm.... we shall see.

8:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you talking about Willis? Kobe had Shaq against Detroit and lost. Having Shaq on any team doesn't guarantee a championship. Kobe needs players around him that actually want to win a title instead of one player that wants to lose one so that he can then ask to be traded.

9:57 PM

 
Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Oh yes, Shaq had 21/ppg and 11/rpg during the 2003-04 season, those are the numbers of someone "trying to lose."

And, I thought that Kobe didn't need anyone else? Isn't that what he wanted? He is very proud to be a "leader" of a "young team." Isn't that so convenient? If he does well, people will praise him b/c he lifted a rookie team. If he does horribly, his excuse is that the other players suck. If he only were as clever on the basketball court and he is off it.

10:08 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You thought wrong.

10:26 PM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

"Kobe needs players around him that actually want to win a title instead of one player that wants to lose one so that he can then ask to be traded. "

Shaq wanted to lose against the Pistons to he could get traded? ha ha, that's funny. WOW, if you believe that, then I have a piece of beachfront property that I can sell ya, it's in downtown Phoenix.

No one is saying that you win a champinship just by having Shaq on your team. The reality is that the Pistons were just hungrier, and they were the better team. And actually, more props to Shaq for being able to win 3 rings despite having the King of 1 on 5 on his team.

Dobe no longer has Shaq to save his ass, and thus, Dobe's little 1 on 5 stunts got him to watch the playoffs from the sidelines last year, and this year, of course, he choked.

Dobe needs sorry players around him so he can shine. And yes, Steve Nash has been able to make starts out of players that last year were riding the Hawk's bench.

Dobe should stick to Tennis or any other sport that requires individualism, he might win the scoring title, but the teams that play as teams are the ones that are still in the playoffs.

10:26 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have a piece of beach front property in downtown Phoenix? Who ever sold it to you was smart because you got duped.

10:45 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the photo-manip.

~JD

6:29 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wanted to say to everybody all hail Michael Jordan....yah...Like Everybody here i Cant stand Kobe Bryant, the biggest wanna be Jordan EVER...He's Such a Ego Maniac... i wonder how he feels to know that he'll never be better than MJ......

3:22 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for all you kobe haters
you can all eat a dick and die slow
not only is kobe top2 SG of ALL TIME plus the greatest individual lakers player ever!
who the FUCK is better than kobe WHO? MVP KB24 kobe showed earlier in this season that he can pass if he wants two but when bynum got injured he took on full responsibility so fuck all you haters. how old are y'all anyway 5?! get jobs get lives your pathetic sad old motherfuckers,
kobe is the G.O.A.T no doubt so FCUK YOU. and your families bitch ass niggas

10:51 AM

 
Anonymous Low Price Indiana Pacers Tickets said...

This is the part that shouldn't matter when they're playing on the court. Shaq gets along with Wade because there is no history between them (no bad attitudes).

3:59 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhh yeaaa...name one person better then kobe..no one..lebron may be up there and so could wade but they have other players on their team to rely on..bynum got hurt and odom had to step his game up he was doin alrite but he still coudlnt pull up fer the lakers sooo thats why kobe had to play like he was a ballhog er watever else you guys call him...just face it hes the best player other then jordan..soo everyone whose saying kobe is overrated means that you all think jordan is overrated..kobe is fallin in jordans footsteps somewhat and kobe is young let him enjoy himself hop off his dick..and fer the record he should be in jail fer the whole rape thing they found 7 different sperms inside the girl and none of them was kobes so like i said hop off his dick..kobe is and will be the best player in the NBA untill he retires no doubt about it..the whole thing with shaq..shaq actually did like kobe but SHAQ is the one who called kobe out which was all the more reason why kobe got back at him and phil was going along with shaq and shaq didnt like phil either sooo why are you all hatin on kobe you have no reason fer it.just let him play leave him alone..i dont see ne of you in the NBA makin a name fer yerself..yer all nobodies and thats all youll ever be.

oh and by this is comin from a girl.

11:47 AM

 

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