All about Kobe "Kobrone" Bryant: the Master of Arrogance, the King of the Ballhoggers, the Lord of the Liars.

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Friday, May 05, 2006

The Return of Kobe Ball

No elimination game for the Lakers tonight. The Suns are back, and Dobe reverted to his old self and played Dobe ball again. The Dobster tried to play the game by himself once again (if he were in a band, it would be called Dobe and the Ballpassers) and lost. Apparently 50 points was not enough to beat the Suns. "We're young and inexperienced." Mark my words, that will be his excuse should Lakers lose Game 7.

Oh, and that shot that Kobe missed with 3 seconds left, he could have passed it to Smush who was wide open. Oh, but wait, I forgot, Dobe ball is back and Dobe has forgotten how to pass like passing was just a bad dream. The real Dobe has awakened from a deep sleep.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

youre a loser for dedicating an entire blog to your hatred for kobe bryant. grow up.

7:29 AM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

grow up? ha ha ha, it seems like Kobe Kissasses can not handle the truth.

Kobe is overrated, and he will never win a championship without Shaq, and all the Kobe Bandwagon riders can't handle that.

9:17 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly, How can you like this guy? Kobe is so fake, everything he says or the tone of his voice is modeled after Mj!! He just copies.

12:37 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup, my fiance LOVES the Lakers (and thus Kobe) and was so happy during games 2-4. I told him though, that the old Kobe would show himself sooner or later. A fundemantally selfish ball hog can never hide his true self for very long. I think Kobe figured they had the series locked up and thought he could be the superstar of the team again.

- Joyce

3:02 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just stumbled on this blog and I have one thing to say to you:

I LOVE IT!!!

It is now on my favorites list. There are not enough words in the English language to explain what a miserable excuse for a human Kobe is. What a waste of precious oxygen.

By the way, Dobermans are sweet, loving dogs. It's a disrespect the breed to compare them to Kobe. How about a maggot or a cockroach? Haha!

Bell clotheslines Kobe! Greatest clip of the NBA season! We love you, Bell!

Kobe lovers, get over yourselves. You tell the owner of the blog to grow up when it's obvious you have an unnatural, adolescent fixation on Kobe. Seek professional help. It's not good to hero worship.

6:56 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah right. You guys hero worship MJ. That is last guy I would ever want to be around.

9:31 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep. MJ would most likely make me place a bet and lose everything including my dad.

9:43 PM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

oh yeah, and Kobe's "little fun" in Denver with that girlf is something to be proud of, right?

I much rather deal with a gambler than with Dobe. And Dobe has never won a ring (b/c the ones with Shaq don't count)

9:20 AM

 
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10:44 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"""""Yup, my fiance LOVES the Lakers (and thus Kobe) and was so happy during games 2-4. I told him though, that the old Kobe would show himself sooner or later. A fundemantally selfish ball hog can never hide his true self for very long. I think Kobe figured they had the series locked up and thought he could be the superstar of the team again.

- Joyce"""""""
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Joyce, i completely love you !!!!! (i hope your fiance doesnt get angry, lol) thats the best post i have seen around !!!

10:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"""""Yeah right. You guys hero worship MJ. That is last guy I would ever want to be around."""""

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why is that ?? you hate true greatness ?? you prefer a jordan copycat like kobe ?? you wouldnt want to win 6 rings without riding coattails like bryant did ?? ROFLMAO at you !!!.

10:45 PM

 
Anonymous TWAT said...

Would Jordan be able to win a championship with the current laker team?

12:52 AM

 
Anonymous Colin said...

GREAT SITE-I'M GLAD TO SEE REAL SPORTS FANS MAKING A SITE DEDICATED TO A TRUE, UNFORTUNATE FOR HIS TEAM-MATES, cause.

You see Kobe shoot 40 shots against the suns yesterday? What was the outcome?

It's not like the suns are even an amazing team either, they probly won't even make the playoffs, and they lose. For one reason. Kobe told Popovich give me the ball, or thats what the announcers said atleast, and he did. And they lose.

I wouldn't care if he passed the ball and shot 40 shots every once in a while(a long-long while), but for Christs sake, HE HAD 2 ASSISTS THAT GAME.

keep this site up and nice job.

9:11 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, asorto1,
Ha, ha, it seems like ignorant Kobe haters can't handle the truth. How about this? 4 championship rings, 1 MVP, 81 points in a single game, Finals MVP, most complete player ever to play the game, etc.
You ignorant Kobe haters are jealous because there will never be another quite like Kobe. You guys should grow up and become true sports fans or stop shoving your pre-school dropout minds into sports.
Y'all have no lives. I can't believe some loser dedicated an entire blog to hating the greatest athlete ever.

1:22 PM

 

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