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Saturday, May 06, 2006

Suns Win Series: Kobe - the Cry Baby Goes Fishing




















The chest-pumping animal of Game 6 has turned into a cry baby in Game 7.

Kobe was so preoccupied with proving to everyone that the Lakers couldn't win without him, he opted to go fishing rather than advance to the second round of the playoffs.

Kobe took only 16 shots (3 in the second half), as the Lakers lost to the Suns: 90-121. Rumor has it that Kobe was offended by the LA Times article that criticized him for taking 35 shots in Game 6. So Cry Baby Kobe decided to just stop shooting in Game 7 to prove a point. Not did he only stop shooting, he also stopped helping his teammates (1 assist!) and playing defense (4 rebounds). If that's not the epitome of selfishness, I don't know what is.

Kobe claims he is the leader of his team. He likes to act like the leader in telling the other guys what to do and looking down on them as if they're a bunch of kids. But a team leader is not someone who just scores a bunch, it's someone that steps up and helps his teammates when they're down. The rest of the team played their hearts out throughout these playoffs, and when they start struggling, he washes his hands to feed his ego.

And then, he gives this interview, blaming his teammates ("everyone has to contribute"). Aren't these the same teammates Kobe has been praising throughout the playoffs and saying that he's so proud of? And, he has the tenacity to insult Raja Bell ("I don't think about him at all when I'm playing . . . not like I do when I play Bruce Bowen or Ron Artest"). The thing is, however much Kobe tries to insult him, Raja is moving on to the second round and Kobe is not.

Kobe's arrogance and selfishness has no end. He'll never admit he's wrong, things are never his fault. I hope he's content with sitting out the rest of the postseason and the fact that he'll never win another championship.

41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the most telling thing about Kobe is the fact that he led his teammates off the court last night without shaking hands with the winning team. I guarantee he would have been on the court crowing until the cleaning crew locked the arena doors if he and his had won.

10:33 AM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

Indeed, the Black Mamba, who was turned into the Green Maggot, is such a poor loser that he can't even shake the hands of his opponents. Talk about a bitter LOSER.

And to make things worse, he tries to blame things on his teammates during the post-game interview. This is the guy who chased his former teammates out of LA? and he's now talking about temmates? Actually, that's exactly what I expected. The Green Maggot never takes responsability, it's always someone else's fault.

Dobe will never ever win a championship. The ones that he won with Shaq don't count b/c Shaq carried him on his back.

Have fun Fishing DOBE

10:47 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't anyone notice that kobe was about to cry? Maybe he figured it out that he is know very far from jordanesque now. Poor performance in second half, didn't show much emotion, didn't excite his teammates. In 98 when jordan and the jordanaires were facing elimination from the pacers and were down big he got every one fired up a led the way. I think kobe now knows he can't be jordan. next season is his 11th and he isn't close to jordan. and will be almost 30, and his legacy will be that of a ball hog.

11:35 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can't help it if no on else on the team stepped up
kobe is still the greatest

have fun seeing cavs get sweeped by detroit

and suns getting stopped by the clippers or spurs

12:57 PM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

Exactly, Kobe is NO leader. Kobe, at best, is a sidekick (kind of like Pippen was to Jordan). Without Shaq, or a Kevin Garnett, etc, Kobe is a lost puppy, or lost Mamba.

He proved me wright on game 7, talk about a dissapearing act. And anyone says that Kobe just didn't get the help he needed, if full of crap.

Kobe created made his own bed by not allowing the other players to be players during the regular season. And he expects them to suddenly stop being rusty in a 7 game series? no way.

If Kobe is so good, why didn't he take over the game and score another 81 points? why? because he is not that good, and because, in vintage cry baby Kobe, he wanted to make a POINT by not shooting in the 2nd half. And that's a fact, talk about an immature cry baby.

He did the same thing against the Queens, I mean the Kings, when he was playing with Shaq.

Freaking immature, errogant, overrated, cry baby.

A real Laker's fan would realize all of this.

4:04 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A real Lakers fan know that they have won 9 championships in LA which is 9 more than Cleveland, 9 more than Pheonix, 9 more than Sacramento, 6 more than San Antonio, 3 more than Chicago, etc, etc, etc. Other than Boston the Lakers have the most championships. Oh and how many do the Wizards have? None, except the Bullets have one. So that would be 8 more than Washington. Now go round up your teams and win something that counts and means something. So it was Shaq that carried Kobe? I guess then that Shaq can't carry anyone else. He couldn't carry Penny and now he can't carry Wade. So how is it that he only carried Kobe and no one else? At the very least he carried as a Laker and not a Magic and not a Heat. Does this say more about Shaq or more about Kobe?

10:31 PM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

"A real Lakers fan knows that they have won 9 championships in LA, which is 9 more than Cleveland...."??

Are you on CRACK dude? or you just simply don't know how to read?

The blog is about highlighting Kobe's poor game, not about the Lakers. No one is disputing the Lakers championship.

Also, Shaq could not win championship with Orlando b/c he was too young and inexperienced, which pretty much why Lebron is not going to win anything this year, which is pretty much why Jordan didn't win it til he was 28.

so for you to bust on a young Shaq shows how idiotic you are. The same goes for the current Shaq, he's not what he was when he played with Kobe, and YET, he's gonna go to the 2nd round, Dobe will sit home and blame his teammates.

So no, you're not a real Lakers fan, or at least not an intelligent one, as you follow Dobe blindly without realizing what's best for the Lakers.

At 21, Lebron is 1,000 times better than Kobe is at 28, and 1,000 times better than Kobe was at 21. And that's fact. And Bron doesn't a dominating center to carry him on his back.

Kobe's "rings" don't count. The question is, what is his record after his lost his "daddY" Shaq?

I'll tell ya, Dobe did not make the playoffs last year, and this year he check-out as half-time during game 7 b/c he's wanted to make a point. If that's not the essence of selfish prick, then I don't know what is.

10:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A selfish prick is someone who leaves his team for two years to go play baseball instead of leading you team to two more championship finals. A selfish prick is someone who is under contract and demands a trade and then dictates where he wants to get traded to. A selfish prick is a dominating center who blames his teammates and coach for not feeding him in crunch time. A selfish prick is someone who knows he is a terrible free throw shooter and then won't practice a fluid shooting form from the foul line. A selfish prick is someone who calls himself the "big whatever" and then doesn't live to the hype.

10:59 PM

 
Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Nah, a selfish prick is someone that implies that he wont sign with the Lakers unless Shaq and Phil leave.

A selfish prick is someone that stops playing offense in the second half of game 7 just b/c he got pissed-off at the LA Times for busting on him for taking dumb-ass shots when he's doubled & trippled team. What Dobe did in game 7 is the essence of a selfish childish prick.

Oh, and by the way, Penny Hardway became a nobody once Shaq left. Write me back when Dobe makes the Western finals (which Shaq did last year), or when Kobe wins a ring without a Shaq, or a Kevin Garnett (whom is rumored to be going to the Lakers to save Kobe's ass).

11:07 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shaq didn't make the western finals last year as you said. He was in the Eastern Conference finals last year with the Miami Heat. Get your facts right. Oh and KG has won something yet? I guess even KG would need Kobe to win. You are wrong that Penny was nothing once Shaq left. They were both nothing with each other. You have to win a championship to be a somebody and Shaq didn't win in Orlando. If you are going to be the most dominate force then you better win a championship. Shaq didn't win until Kobe was a starter and Phil became head coach of the LA Lakers. Shaq goes to Miami and can't beat Detroit once again and this year won't be any different.

11:35 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur stupid.. kobe stopped shooting so he can get his teamates to start shooting so they can play like a team. so now u blame him for that. Yes he only did have 1 assist, but how can u blame him when no one is making their shots. u hate him cause of his ignorance selfishness and other. well guess what, his team made it to 7 games. so u better shut up if clippers dont make it that far ( which they probably wont). he is the leader of the team, and he tries to make the right decision.

11:42 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it that you KobeHaters want? Do you even want the Lakers to succeed? Kobe is an LA Laker and if you want him to fail, then the whole team fails. So if that is the case then it only follows that you are a LakersHater too. And If it is so, then you must of hated it when they won their nine championships.

11:49 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kobe's arrogance and selfishness has no end. He'll never admit he's wrong, things are never his fault. I hope he's content with sitting out the rest of the postseason and the fact that he'll never win another championship.

uh excuse me.. didnt u guys blame him for being selfish? now ur blaming him for his arrogance and selfishness when he shot only 16 shots. ur saying its his fault. u kidding me. lamar and smush shot the same number as him. guess what both shot under 40 percent. kwame shot 10 and made 2. so ur saying hes selfish. he went 8 for 16. how is it his fault? he passed the ball and u kobe haters are blaming him for exactly doing the opposite.

12:07 AM

 
Blogger donthateon8 said...

last year, kobe shot about 20 a game. this year about 30 a game. last year kobe's team didnt make the playoffs. this year, they took a 3-1 lead against a second seeded suns.

a selfish prick is somebody that doesnt play offense in the second half.

arent u kobe hater bitches whining that he shoots too much. isint that y u called him a selfish prick in the first place? so ur saying hes not playing offense. what u want him to do, create more screens? kobe shot a lot and they were a rebound away from winning. this game he shot half the times he did last game and guess what, they lost by 30.

12:13 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you put lebron on the lakers team instead of kobe they are the worst team ever. the other players can't make open shots. not kobe's fault.
blame mitch.

1:30 AM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

oh man, you Kobe-Brownosers just don't get it, do you?

No one is saying that Dobe should not shoot. Kobe is a moron b/c he doens't know WHEN to shoot, or when NOT to shoot. Any person with an ounce of brain will admit that Dobe likes taking shots when he's doubled and trippled team, which is precisely why the media was making such a big deal when Dobe decided to play teamball, which is why the Lakers WERE up 3 to 1 on Phoenix.

However, if the Lakers are down by 15 at half-time, and the Suns readjusted their defense to cover the Laker's inside game, then you start shooting from the outside, but NEVER when you're double-teamed, or trippled team. And that's where Dobe's problem is.

He HAD wide open shots, and he passed them up just to pass it inside eventhough his guys were covered. BUT, Dobe doesn't care b/c he's more concerned with making a point, then to actually win the game.

If his teammates were sucking it up, which they were, Dobe, given the "great team ledar that he is" should have stepped-up to the plate and carried them on his back. But ONLY if he took smart shots, none of this 1 on 5 crap that he likes to do.

If Lakers fan (and honestly, you're no Lakers fan, you're Kobe Kissasses) can't understand that there's a difference between taking stupid shots Vs. taking good shots when you're open (WHICH IS THE POINT OF THIS BLOG), then you're dumber than I thought.

If Dobe had no plans of taking any shots in the 2nd half, then he should have not played period. Basically, the Lakers, on offense, were playing 4 on 5 in the 2nd half b/c Dobe was not going to shoot. His defense wasn't that great, so he should have told Phil Jackson to let somebody else take his spot on the second half.

Every single sportcaster out there is saying that Dobe acted like a selfish cry-baby in the 2nd half. If you don't believe me, google him.

Game 7 of this series will be remember for many many years, as the game that Dobe QUIT on his teammates just b/c he got offended.

The sign of a great player is the one that knows when to step on the gas, and when to get his teammates involved. Dobe has no idea how to do that.

Oh, and by the way, to the idiot that wrote that I thought that Shaq played in the "Western Finals". Dude, are you a moron or what? obviously it was a typo by me, but you're too dumb to make the connection.

As long as Dobe doesn't learn when to step on the gas,or when to pass, the motto of the Kobe Kiss Asseses will be "There is always Next Year".

Have fun this summer. :-)

9:14 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah right a typo. You are the moron who can't even reread what you type and correct your mistakes. You should know how and when to write better. Did you even go to English class or did you just skip that. You even missed typing class. A typo is a mispelled word by one letter, or a missed word in one sentence. You had a complete thought and you were just wrong and can't even admit it. In your life you are probably not any better than Kobe is on the basketball court. You get on Kobe's back and harp that he's not a team player, that he looks down on everyone else, including teammates. Yet you do the exact same thing. Calling people morons, calling people dumb and stupid. You know what is said in ones life is 'what you hate most in someone else is what you hate most about yourself'. Check yourself and just think. You can probably become very good at whatever it is that you want to do, but just do it in a positive, productive and considerate manner. That is what you want out of Kobe, then that is what you must expect of yourself.

9:56 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haters hate, nv speak wif logic, Hey guys when kobe scores 30+ even on a gd percentage, u guys sae hes selfish. When he passes the ball, u guys sae "he finally understand team concept" SARCASTICALLY.

It seems like no matter what kobe does u jus dun like. So in conclusion what u guys said are jus pure bullshit, there is NO CREDIBILITY.

Kobe passes the ball, lakers lose big time and u guys sae he wanted to prove a point tt lakers cant do without him(n u guys got the information from the media, WAT?!). If kobe reali took all the shots, considering he made two thirds of them, n he scores 60, 70+ but lakers stil lose, u guys oso wont giv him the props he deserved for pushin it till the end. Instead i can predict a fuking headline of "Ball hogging kobe scores 60 yet lakers lose, "Dobe" ball is useless".

Is it tt difficult to jus giv some praise? Pls brush ur guys teeth becos i can simply smell ur bad breath.

N oh yeah, u guys sae as if u hate kobe becos hes reali some kind of selfish player, i despise u becos of tt. Y dun u guys jus admit tt u guys hate him jus becos u hate him? At least u guys can earn sum little dignity n respect from others...

10:08 AM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

This is too funny, I LOVE IT.

One idiot thought that I actually believed Shaq played in the Western conference. And he so dumb and proud that he can't admit that he is too slow to read through the typo. The other idiot evidently never graduated from 1st grade as he can't spell if his life depended on it (i.e "becos", "wif", etc, etc).

Nice, no wonder you're DOBE fans.

Good luck following Dobe, as opposed to the Lakers. As long as Dobe is at the helm they will never win.

2:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, it was not a typo retard. Incase you don't know what retard means, it means slow, which is what you are. You are a slow thinker. It shows when you continue to explain your complete thought as a typo. Reread your post and you will see that you ,retard, meant in your sentence that Shaq played in the western finals. You are just too slow to figure out your own sentence structure. I just pointed it out to you and you go off the deep end.

5:04 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and one more thing. You excuse Shaq as being young and inexperienced for not winning. That is so much BS. Were you not around to see Magic Johnson who as a rookie single handedly took over game 7 against the 76er's? Even as a rookie Magic was more stable and a champion than Shaq who wasn't a rookie and got swept off his Big Fat Ass by Hakeem.

5:45 PM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

oh man, this Dobe kiss-ass is dumber than I thought.

So, if I were to write "Kobe and Suns failed to make it to the second round", does that mean that I actually Kobe plays for the Suns? NO, it just means that since I was talking about the Suns & the Lakers, I made a type by writing "Suns". Idiot, go check your own previouis comments and see how you wrote "get your facts straight", which means you actually believed that I thought Shaq played in the West last year, you retard.

Another example for the moron, If I were to write "the car ran the green light", does that mean I actually think that you "go" on green and you stop on "red"? no you idiot, it's called a typo. Anyone with an ounce of brain can read between the lines as to what I actually meant, unless you're a idiot. Go read your original posting, and you'll see how dumb actually thinking that I thought Shaq was in the West. This will be the last time I write about this as you're way to dumb and slow to understand what I'm saying.

Oh, and by the way, If Shaq was not the reason why the Magic made it to the finals, why is it that they were never as good once Shaq left the Magic? or why is it that the Lakers went from being in the finals to NOT making the playoffs last year? I will answer that for you as you're too dumb to answer that, SHAQ!!

If was so bad for Dobe, that they had to bring in Phil Jackson to save his ass b/c Dobe FAILED to make the playoffs last year, and that's a FACT.

Write me back when Dobe wins a championship without adding a mega star to save his ass.

6:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You just don't get it dumb ass. It was not a typo. What is it about the word typo that you just don't understand. You made a mistake and I get. That you don't is on you. You are a mistake filled person. One of these days you will finally get it. Your last post above was full of typos which are real typos such as "if was so bad for Dobe,..."that should be "it", now that is a typo. "Get you facts right" is just another way of saying "correct" or "straight". Nothing wrong there. My point about Shaq is that he didn't win in Orlando and in LA vs Detroit and it is all about winning, especially if you are the so called dominate force. Enough said about this topic now move on.

7:35 PM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

oh man, your stupidity is only matched by how badly you love Dobe. To the point, where you can't realize how Shaq made Dobe. I think it's funny how you actually thought I believed Shaq played in the West last year, dude, no matter what you say, you thought that. But of course, you're too dumb and proud to admit that.

Oh, and by the way, you're busting on a young Shaq (I think he was a rookie, or a sophomore) for losing the Rockets in the finals? are you kidding me dude? WOW, what an underachiever Shaq was a young man, right? Not Jordan, or Lebron have done that, and you're busting on Shaq? you're on crack dude.

Can you say the same thing about Dobe? NOPE. May I remind you what Dobe did as a young player? he costs the Lakers the playoffs against the Jazz by taking 30 footers, and it goes on, and on and on.

Dobe withouth Shaq is 0 for 2. And no matter how many championships Dobe wins w/o Shaq, and trust me, he wont, he will NEVER be able to claim that he took a team to the NBA finals in his rookie, or sophomore year.

No go learn how to read between the lines, so you don't make an idiot out of yourself by thinking that typo, or mistake on word, is actually a fact.

LOSER

7:46 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every single sportcaster out there is saying that Dobe acted like a selfish cry-baby in the 2nd half. If you don't believe me, google him.

wow. HE SHOt 3 times in the second half. how the hell is he a selfish?? can somebody tell this stupid ass what selfish means. ANd, i never saw kobe whining to the refs or crying. he admited that they lost becaues his team couldnt keep up with them. by the way, if he was a ignorant and selfish player and u claim that analysts said he take poor shots he wouldnt be in the mvp race. cause u know why, sportswriter, analysts and gms are the one thats voting so GO figure

8:16 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, the whole time I was busting on you and you just can't drop it can you. I embarassed you and just couldn't drop it. In fact you kept embarrasing yourself by keeping it going You are a sorry ass person who gets his feelings hurt really quick. Now go get your head out of your ass and clean yourself up.

8:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what team has won it all with just one superstar? tell me that.
you say he's a ballhog but when he doesn't shoot, you hate him too. what can he do to make you and other haters happy?
what player do you propose the lakers get since you hate kobe so much?

8:31 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice, no wonder you're DOBE fans.

Good luck following Dobe, as opposed to the Lakers. As long as Dobe is at the helm they will never win.

just to tell u guys. kobes team took them to 7 games. in the regular season, the spurs lost both games to the pistons by lyk what, 20 points? kobe's team split. o and if the lakers were on the east coast, they would crush and would win 55 games. u say lebron is soo better than kobe, lets see how well he does against the suns. u have to be joking if u think his team is ganna win the suns. u kidding me? his team stuggled against the WIZARDS! also, his team needed lebron to put up game winning shots. AGainst the Wizards! the Suns needed a game winning shot and ot to beat the lakers. u really making fun of kobe because he lost to the SUNS. WIth MArion and nash. Lebron wouldnt stand a chance.

8:40 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Write me back when Dobe wins a championship without adding a mega star to save his ass.

tell me when shaq does that too. without penny and wade. so far, kobe was the only one to win it for him.
kobe isint a quitter, he stays loyal to a team. just lyk bird magic and jordan. jordan actually QUIT basketball for a while. he QUIT to play baseball. so ur telling me kobe is a quitter. tell me jordan won a championship without a mega star to save his ass. o wait, JORDAN NEVER DID!

8:46 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but I really must quote the anonymous poster that is trying to pull off being so smart by attempting to put asorto in his place by pointing out his grammatical errors.

Anon's comment followed by the corrections marked by numbers:

Yeah right a typo. You are the moron who can't even reread what you type and correct your mistakes. You should know how and when to write better. Did you even go to English class or did you just skip that.#1 You even missed typing class. A typo is a misspelled#2 word by one letter, or a missed word in one sentence. You had a complete thought and you were just wrong and can't even admit it. In your life you are probably not any better than Kobe is on the basketball court. You get on Kobe's back and harp that he's not a team player, that#3 he looks down on everyone else, including teammates. Yet you do the exact same thing. Calling people morons, calling people dumb and stupid.#4 You know what is said in ones life is 'what you hate most in someone else is what you hate most about yourself'.#5 Check yourself and just think. You can probably become very good at whatever it is that you want to do, but just do it in a positive, productive and considerate manner. That is what you want out of Kobe, then that is what you must expect of yourself.


1. A question is ended with a question mark, not a period.

2. You misspelled the word misspelled. Hahaha! A classic paradox!

3. Never use a comma before the pronoun "that."

4. Fragmented sentence. No subject.

5. Periods must be inside a quotation.

So who needs to go back to school to learn basic English, Anonymous? Not asorto!

BUSTED! Hahahahahahahahaaha!

Go on now and follow Shepherd Dobe like the blind sheep that you are...or is Dobe really the ultimate cyborg and you Dobe lovers are his mechanical puppets?

*robot voice*

Master-Dobe-is-our-maker-and-our-religion. We-will-follow-our-master-like-the-brainless-twits-that-we-are. All-hail-Master-Dobe!

~JD

1:27 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jd, u tryina be smart, get ur geeky ass off here. we dont need ur

all hail master dobe, master dobe is our maker.

we dont need this english bs around here.

3:15 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jd. You proved my point. My mistakes where typos. Asorto1 just had a brain lock in his thoughts. So you see I do recognize my errors and concede to write better, but, Asorto1 just keeps digging himself deeper and deeper.
Thanks Jd.

11:51 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah right a typo. You are the moron who can't even reread what you type and correct your mistakes. You should know how and when to write better. Did you even go to English class or did you just skip that? You even missed typing class. A typo is a mispelled word by one letter, or a missed word in one sentence. You had a complete thought and you were just wrong and can't even admit it. In your life you are probably not any better than Kobe is on the basketball court. You get on Kobe's back and harp that he's not a team player and that he looks down on everyone else, including teammates. Yet you do the exact same thing. Calling people morons, calling people dumb and stupid is just not right. You know what is said in ones life is 'what you hate most in someone else is what you hate most about yourself.' Check yourself and just think. You can probably become very good at whatever it is that you want to do, but just do it in a positive, productive and considerate manner. That is what you want out of Kobe, then that is what you must expect of yourself.

Is that better Jd? ;-)

12:06 PM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

"Shaq didn't make the western finals last year as you said. He was in the Eastern Conference finals last year with the Miami Heat. Get your facts right."

Ok, if that doesn't mean that you actually thought I thought Shaq was in the Western conference, then you're dumber that I thought.

All you have to say is, "my bad, I misunderstood". But in your vintage form of Dobe-Brownoser, you're to slow and proud to admit it.

I think Dobe fans are just hurt b/c of their "fearless" leader let them down.

Remember the Dobe motto "There's always next year to play 1 on 5, as in Dobe Ball".

See ya

1:24 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay. Are you asorto1 and teamplayer the same person or do you play tag team-bump to the rump style? It turns out that it was teamplayer who who said, "write me back when Dobe win the Western finals (which Shaq did last year),..." I called him out on this, but, then somehow asorto1 went ballistic when you said, "Oh, and by the way, to the idiot that wrote that I thought Shaq played in the "Western Finals". Dude, are you a moron or what? obviosly it was a typo by me, but you're too dumb to make the connection." I then called you out on your name calling. Anyways, whatever. Go Lakers next year and beyond.

6:07 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm quoting:

Anonymous said...
jd, u tryina be smart, get ur geeky ass off here. we dont need ur

all hail master dobe, master dobe is our maker.

we dont need this english bs around here.

3:15 AM

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Ummm...that doesn't even make sense! It's called Hooked On Phonics, dude. Go buy yourself a copy.

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I'm quoting:

Anonymous said...

Is that better Jd? ;-)

12:06 PM

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Much better! *stands up and claps*

~JD

6:54 PM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

JD,

I could not have put it myself, you're way too smart for the Dobe bandwagoneers. The bottom line is, as you so correctly put it, they are HURT, and they can not handle the cold truth, which by the way, is backed-up by the press :-)

Every posting from these folks brings a smile to my face.

I LOVE IT. I will now go see the other teams play in the 2nd round.

7:51 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

-kobe sucks, shaq rules.

-shaq is a true champion, kobe rode his coat-tails.

-shaq won 3 MVP awards in the finals and kobe was a mere complementary player while shaq destroyed the pacers/nets/sixers.

-kobe has 1 scoring title and shaq has 2.

-kobe has no MVP and shaq has one.

-kobe's scoring average is 23 ppg and shaq is 27 (shaq doesnt need 30 shots a game too do it though).

-shaq was the one and only rookie of the year while kobe was the most pathetic rookie i can recall.

-shaq has lead 3 teams to the finals and has won with 2 of them.

-shaq is the only player in history to average 20/10 in 13 straight seasons (chamberlain and hakeem did it 12 seasons).

-shaq is one of only 2 players in history to lead the league in field goal percentage 9 times (the other being chamberlain).

-shaq is one of only 2 players in history to win 3 finals MVP awards in a row (the other one is the great jordan himself), and one of only 4 players to have 3 or more MVPs (finals) in NBA history (the other ones being tim duncan(3), magic johnson(3), and jordan(6).

-shaq is one of only four players in history to average 30 ppg in the finals (the other ones being jordan, jerry west and rick barry)

-shaq is one of only 5 players to block 8 shots in a finals game (duncan, olajuwon, bill walton, ewing).

- shaq has 2 all-stars MVPs.

and kobe is what ?? a sidekick ?? scored 81 against the shitty raptors ? has one scoring title.?? give me a break, shaq owns kobe as he so pleases.

5:46 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT....WHY DONT APRECIATE INSTEAD OF HATE SO MUCH....JACK ASS

6:23 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!! WHERE ARE THE F-KING KOBE HATERS NOW??? WHERE ARE THE PHOENIX SUCKS NOW?? OOWNED BY THE SPURS!!! UR TEAM IS A SH*T!!! ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE SH*T!! F*CK YOU ALL!!!

KOBE MVP 08.. LAKERS NBA CHAMPS!!

SUNS WILL BE F*CKIN FISHING FOREVER!! COZ THEY WILL NEVER WIN THE CHIP

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Blogger waynee` said...

kobe haters.. why do so many people hate on kobe...he is the best player in the nba today and people still hate on him... he will retire with 6 rings just like jordan maybe even 7

1:23 PM

 

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