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Sunday, May 28, 2006

Raja v Kobe

Apparently, Raja Bell has been getting death threats for clotheslining Kobe. I have to say Kobe fans are crazier than I thought. And of course, they fail to realize that Kobe is the one that provoked the whole thing by elbowing Bell throughout the series. Raja Bell has a stellar record in the NBA. Kobe, on the other hand, came close to going over the technical foul limit this season. No one has ever complained about Raja being a dirty player, while many, including other NBA players and fans have complained that Kobe plays dirty and never gets called for fouls by the refs.

I'd love to see a Raja v. Kobe wrestling match. Raja looks like he can take Kobe any day. Kobe is a spoiled cry baby and he wouldn't have the refs on his side in a wrestling match.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

kobe 3 rings
raja 0 rings
raja= losers for life

11:40 PM

Anonymous asorto1 said...

correction, Dobe = ZERO rings, riding Shaq's back does NOT count.

One more thing, notice how Laker came to Dobe's help when he got his neck rung by Raja? Yeap, go back and look at the tap. Dobe finally got a taste of his own medicine, I love it!!!!

11:48 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raja = Western Conference finals

Dobe, without his daddy Shaq to save his ass = NO playoffs, and quitting on the Lakers in an elimination game.

Raja wins.

11:50 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asorto, are u fkin stupid or what.
the one with shaq doesnt count? why not, last time i checked, nobody said he didnt have rings. last time i checked, shaq was celebrating with kobe. ok.

its just like barry bonds. people say that he took steroids and crap but he was never convicted. people just assume that. just like kobe, people think he broke the lakers up but he didnt. not even shaq said so.

saying laker fans crazier than ever? man u kidding, dont be saying Jack nicholson, red hot chili peppers, jessica alba and a whole load of celebrites are crazy ok. Asorto just mad cause his team probably stinks and never won a chamion

12:39 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets make this simple.

raja= phoenix

phoenix=0 chamionship as a team

lakes=9 retired jerseys
phoenix=charles barkley

12:41 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets make this simple.

Raja = Western Conference Finals

Dobe aka "Captain Selfish" aka "Master of 1 on 5" aka "9 for 33" = sitting in Newport Beach watching the Western Conference Finals

12:13 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raja-Who? It is all about karma. I hope Bell's torn calf injury isn't season ending or career ending. What goes around, comes around. Hey Waja-make sure to take your asprins for your elbowed head.

12:33 PM

Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Yes, Dobe fans (I'm talking about the ones who sent Raja death threats) are crazy. If you don't realize why, you should probably make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

Celebrities are the biggest bandwaggon riders. In the few years after Majic Johnson left, all those people were nowhere to be found until the Lakers started doing well again. And Jack Nicholson was right there in the front rows, rooting for the Clippers at the Clippers Suns series. So much for loyalty.

It is all about karma, that's right. Dobe has so much bad karma around him he might as well be cursed by now. Some of it has already come around to him: the rape trial, not making the playoffs last year, losing a 3-1 lead this year, and most insulting probably - losing his spotlight to "some kid" like Raja Bell.

Raja's calf will heal. Kobe's ego never will. Kobe is the one taking aspirins (or more like valium to suppress his rage) every time he sees interviews with Raja on TNT.

4:11 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

shaq= riding kobe's back does not count

odom came to kobe's defense

raja= injured. karma's a bitch kids

raja should be in jail for trying to kill kobe

raja= loser for life


4:31 PM

Blogger TeamPlayer said...

I see Kobe fans have a severe problem with logic.

Shaq = in the Eastern Conference Finals w/o Kobe 2 years in a row

Kobe = w/o Shaq, no playoffs last year, out in 1st round this year

Kobe = should be in jail for 1) assault + attempted murder for purposely elbowing Mike Miller in the head during the season; 2) rape (curious how he settled the civil case for $20,000, which the girl has repaid to a rape victims fund, ha)

4:43 PM

Anonymous asorto1 said...

indeed, Dobe brownosers sure have problems with logic and with basic facts.

To put it very basic terms, what happened to Dobe and the Lakers after Shaq went to the Heat? exactly, now go back to kissing Dobe's ass.

As far the Raja/Dobe thing, Dobe finally met someone that put him in his place, and the beauty of it all is that not one SINGLE Laker came to his help, think about that really hard!!!. The beauty of it all is that Dobe acted as if he was all innocent, as if Raja snapped just out of the blue, NOT!!

Since Dobe fans have problems with logic, and remembering facts, I'll reap it again.

Dobe w/o his daddy Shaq = NO PlAYOFFS in the 1st year of WDS (Without his Daddy Shaq), a 1st Round Exit in the 2nd year of WDS, and no rings.

Raja = Western Finals, and a nice payback for Dobe's little elbows to the face. I say Raja won.

5:03 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Miller, who is that guy? Does Kobe even know him either? So what if he elbowed him too. MM didn't seem to mind and who came to MM defence? As far as the Wah-Ja Bell death threats, those are for Wah-ja to deal with and isn't worried about them so no biggy. Kobe never had a trial-only pre-trial motions. The case was dismissed.

6:30 PM

Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Kobe doesn't know anybody, he's too busy loving himself to notice anybody else.

Mike Miller is a starter for the Grizzlies, who, by the way, had a better record than the Lakers and beat the Lakers 3-1 in the series this year. And yes, Mike Miller did mind and so did the NBA because Kobe got suspended for 2 games.

The fact that Raja brushes off the death threats is just props to him, and doesn't take away from the fact that those people are crazy.

Kobe's case never went to trial because his defense attorneys were pouring so much dirt on the girl (in violation of Rape Shield laws by the way) that I guess she decided it wasn't worth it. The point I was making is that Kobe agree to settle the civil case for $20,000, something that you probably wouldn't do unless you were actually guilty of the offense. And, the girl donated the whole $20,000 to a rape victims fund, which shows that she didn't sue him for the money.

8:53 PM

Anonymous asorto1 said...

OH, and by the way, Dobe initially denied on national T.V. that he had cheated on his wife, only to be proven wrong. SO, in addition to being a selfish, arrogant prick, he's a liar too. And that's a fact, Dobe fans can deny it, but would that show that they accept the truth.

9:03 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

kobe's ego will heal. why was he the player with the second most vote in the all sstar game. when i checked, when they were announcing the stars, he wasnt booed.

lakers=the best. no contest

9:14 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what that Kobe doesn't know anybody and is too busy to notice you teamplayer. Why do you even care that he would ignore you.

9:15 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

teamplayer just cant get this. what happened when shaq left, he was riding on dwayne's ass. dwayne averaged more points played more and lead the team punk. what did shaq say when he went to miami, its dwayne's team not mine. get that fact straight ok.

9:16 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

asorto why dont u just shut up u boy impersinator

9:17 PM

Blogger TeamPlayer said...

You're out of it man, I would not want Kobe to notice me (although I'm sure you do, you defend the guy like he's your mom and he would probably snub you for an autograph). And yes, NBA players should pay basic respect to other players, whether they're opponents or teammates, those are the rules of basketball etiquette and those of just being a human being.

No, you're the one that doesn't get it, whatever your name is (since you're too chicken to post it). Shaq is smarter than Kobe, he knows his place and knows that he doesn't need to pound his chest and waive the "Team Captain" banner to get respect. We all know that Wade is great. But Shaq is the guy that makes the difference on that team. There are lots of great guards out there. Look at Allen Iverson, 2nd highest scorer in the league. 76ers didn't make it to the playoffs. Look at Gilbert Arenas, league's 4th leading scorer. Why do the Wizards always lose to the Heat? Because of Shaq. Gilbert Arenas has matched or outscored Wade in most of the games betwee the 2 teams. It's the big guy that makes the difference.

Why don't you talk to me when Kobe makes the Western Conference Finals.

9:59 PM

Anonymous asorto1 said...

hmm, I see that some of you did not pass the 2nd grade, as you can't spell. Hmm, or perhaps you can't spell b/c you're in 2nd grade, which would explain why these concepts seem so difficult to understand.

Hmm, or it might be that the truth hurts!!!.

As Raja Bell said to Dobe, got bigger fish to fry!!!

10:14 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Basic respect is something you don't have teamplayer. You don't have respect for any of the bloggers and you don't have any respect for your own mother since you like to disrepect mothers. You talk about human decency and yet you have none. Since you went there, your mom snubbed me good last night and this morning and this afternoon and boy did she love it.

10:42 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

camon its obvious that everybody that is anonymous didnt port they're name. so y me?

no point of arguing with haters cause they never admit, u wont agree he is a good player, a team player and a leader. if phil said he was uncoachable, then y did he return to coach this year? he was just mad for a minute at him. how come allen, and arenas did not make the playoffs? how come kobe did? allen is in the atlantic divison. he has chris with him.

ur the one that said that they will get crushed by the suns and that they will get embarrased and crap. lakers proved u wrong and face it.

ill ask u again, how come shaq has wade with him, who averages more points, more games and leads the team, while kobe has nodody but odom that u start talkin that shaq made eastern conference finals. u never say anything about wade with shaq because shaq doesnt lead the team wade does.

10:46 PM

Blogger asorto1 said...

"your mom snubbed me good last night"?

WOW, how old are you dude? 8, 9 years old? pathetic.

I'm sorry dude, but you're as slow as a crippled turtle. Teamplayer was making an analogy, as in comparing the Dobe Brownoser's loyalty to the loyalty one has for his/her mother. That is a compliment to moms, if you don't get that, which obviously you don't b/c of your response, then I'm sorry for you.

10:50 PM

Blogger asorto1 said...

the thing that's pretty scary, as teamplayer correctly put it, is the fact that Dobe fans follow him as if he were the leader of cult, or love him, despite or his obvious flaws, as if Dobe is their mommy. Then again, what can you expect when they lost their Daddy Shaq!!!, just like Dobe did.

10:52 PM

Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Yeah, I'm not even going to respond to that, how can one have an intelligent debate with an 8-year-old, and one without logic or common sense.

And on top of that, you obviously don't know your basketball. Arenas made the playoffs 2 years in a row by the way (and got to the 2nd round last year). You should just admit that you're just a Kobe groupie and know nothing about basketball.

11:02 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's been the same old arguments recurring on and on, over and over since that Lebron vs Kobe post. Asorto1 and teamplayer have been making perfect sense since then refuting every single thing you Kobe fans have brought up. I'm a blogger myself and the one thing I hate are those people who don't have a grain of logic in their brains when commenting. I respect people's opinons but twhen they just don't make sense especially when they're insulting, I kick their ass. You guys love Kobe too much to know the truth. Twisted logic.

As for accusing the bloggers of this site for indecency, look in the mirror you guys! Every single insult in these comments were started by you Kobe fans. This is a Kobe haters blog, similar to all those hate sites. If you can't take the criticism Kobe is getting here you don't belong here.

11:06 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Teamplayer and Theglingy1 what are you so angry about?

11:14 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

(continued from above)

If you're a true fan, you should be able to admit the errors and weaknesses of the people you're fans of. You're with them through thick and thin but you should admit faults. It's an injustice to Kobe not to do so. The problem is Kobe himself doesn't realize that he's wrong. It's this fact that makes the Kobe haters hate him so much, not so much his game.

11:15 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

teamplayer and asorto is a racist. they make comments about how stupid and shit. so what racists? so what if we want the lakers to succed. theres only one way that the lakers will succed. and thats for kobe to shoot. we do know our mistakes so shut the fk up. were not fkin blind and theres no wrong in loving a player. damn these bitches talkin shit.

12:25 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you haters are filled with so much hate
it aint healthy

12:39 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, a case of an indcent Kobe fan. here I am trying to put things in perspective and I can't even get CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. You Kobe fans are hopeless like Kobe himself.
I haven't seen a single one in this blog.

On that note, yeah just on loving your Kobe. there's nothing wrong about loving a player.

p.s. Do you even know what racist means? Dumbasses! You just don't get it. There's not a single racist comment about Kobe here. What asorto and teamplayer are are kobe haters not racist.

12:42 AM

Anonymous asorto1 said...

This is too funny. A racist? that does not even deserve a response, your outlandish comments are only matched by your spelling errors, and your cult-like following of Dobe.

Dobe fans, as the above-posting says, a true fan is the one that can focus on what's best for your team, which includes not agreeing with everything Dobe does.

One of the folks in another blog, similar to this blog, is a die-hard Wizars fan, but he can't stand Gilbert Arenas because he thinks Arenas shoots too much; that's the sign of someone that thinks for himself, as opposed to just being a follower, like alot of Dobe fans are.

The guy that posted above ("continued from above" etc) is 100% correct. And again, it seems like Dobe fans just can't handle the truth, much less this blog. I love it!!!!

12:45 AM

Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Yeah, what the hell, it's such a waste of time responding to people who make no sense whatsoever.

And, for 1000th time, we're Laker fans and the reason we hate Dobe is because he cares more about his own success than his team's.

And it's Dobe fans that are angry because they can't take any criticism against their loverboy. We actually made this blog for fun and try to make the postings entertaining (thus the cartoons, etc.)

Anyway, this is my last posting for the day. I'm going to bed because I have to work tomorrow. But I'm guessing that junior high is out for the year, so there will be another 100 postings from Dobe dans by the morning.

12:53 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't stand GA either and I am not a Wizards fan.

12:56 AM

Anonymous asorto1 said...

the said thing is that GA was getting alot of the criticism that Dobe was getting, yet at age 24, GA has been able to improve alot from his habits of playing 1 on 5. Yeap, he is still not there, but he's come a long way, yet Dobe at 28 seems to be stuck in 1 on 5 mode. GA is alot more mature than Dobe, and he doesn't throw temper tantrums when the fans & the media give him heat.

1:12 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

asorto1 and templayer is filled with so much hate that its not healthy?

hahaha. good one

1:59 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you are a Lakers fan? How far back do you go? Is the Elgin Baylor, Jerry West, Wilt Chamberlain, Gail Goodrich and Pat Riley era or is it the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Magic Johnson, Jamaal Wilkes, Norm Nixon, Byron Scott and James Worthy era, or is it the Shaq, Kobe, Derek Fisher, Rick Fox era or did you just jump on the bandwagon with Karl Malone and Gary Payton season?

9:20 AM

Blogger asorto1 said...

Several ERAS Abdul Jabbar, Norm Nixon, Magic, Nick "the Quick" Van Excel etc etc ERA(s) (so the good times, and the bad times), but ever since Dobe got to the Lakers he has been driving that team to the ground. Even under Van Excel, Vlade, etc etc the Lakers were mor fun to watch b/c at least they lost as a team. Now, it's 1 on 5

10:03 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So then asorto1 you are in your mid to late 30s and were in high school during the Showtime Lakers?

10:44 AM

Blogger asorto1 said...

I mainly grew up with the team that became the Lakers after Magic had to retire, but I sure got to see a couple of years of showtime.

11:38 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about teamplayer? What era did he grow up in?

11:54 AM

Blogger asorto1 said...

same one, and you?

12:02 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I grew up with the showtime lakers. I started watching the Lakers two years before Magic was drafted so I was watching the Lakers being coached by Jerry West. I kept thinking why is this team that good even though they had Kareem and JW as coach. Then in a strange way I began watching Magic and Lary Bird and said to myself, 'man wouldn't it be great to have Magic on the Lakers?' and so it became reality and the Lakers became champions. After Magic retired, I knew the highs and lows in NBA franchises and that it would take years to get back being champions again. The Lakers know this and it takes special, talented and smart players that have the desire to become all- stars and future hall of famers to be a championship team. I am willing to wait for the Lakers to be that type of team again.

12:22 PM

Blogger asorto1 said...

yeah, I agree with you. Magic may not have been the fastest, or jump the highest, in fact, he was little flat-footed, but man could he pass and make his teamates so much better. Imagine, even Kurt Rambis was a start with the Lakers, and it's all thanks to Magic. Kind like Jordan made players like Bill Winnington decent.

The Lakers of today might one day have the glory of the past-years, but it sure ain't gonna happen by focusing on individual accomplishments like Dobe. Who knows, maybe when he is in his 30s he will grow up, or maybe next year, only time will tell.

Honestly, the Lakers lost a huge talent by having Jerry West leave them. I sometimes wonder how much in control Jackson is. Eddie Jordan benched his star (Gilbert Arenas) for 1 quarter when he kept taking crazy shots with 3 guys on him, and it seemed to have worked b/c Arenas has improved alot.

Only time will tell when it comes to the Lakers

12:36 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

last time i checked, lakers won 45 games. camon asorto teamplayer u cant agree that the lakers improved?

6:31 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude whoever posted this is so fked up. just cause we like kobe and respect him, those idiots are calling us names. wtf, who are these bitches and who do they think they are. messed up ppl i swear.

9:52 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

some of us work and go to school full time

hating someone so much leads to ulcers.

there comes a time you have to forgive, forget and MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:40 PM

Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Maybe you should read carefully before you insult people. The purpose of this blog is to poke fun at Kobe and generate debate about his game, not call anyone names. The only reason we've ever insulted anybody if because people like you call us names first. What I said about Kobe fans being crazy, I was referring just to those fans sending death threats to Kobe, and it's obvious from the post. And like someone else said, this is Kobe Haters Blog, if you don't like it, don't read it. It's as simple as that. I may not like some conservative newspaper, so I don't read it and definitely don't send them hate mail.

What Kobe fans fail to understand is that this blog is meant to be funny (we list it under humor blogs btw). Kobe is not anyone I know, so I don't really "hate" him the way I would hate someone I know personally. He is as far removed from me as a fictional character. Basketball is just a game, I don't lose any sleep over it or the fate of any of the players. But I follow that game, think that Kobe is overrated, dislike what he's doing with the Lakers and have every right to criticize him. And it's fun.

11:30 PM

Anonymous kobe's a loser said...


4:30 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raja is my hero!


6:31 AM

Anonymous payasa said...

fuck dat shit you guys need 2 do something else instead of talking shit about kobe only cause he cant come 2 ur house and kick ur living shitt nigga

1:19 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck all u motherfuckers.. lol pissed because kobes the best? damn what happened this year to u fuckin suns we crushed ya'll by 26 at ur home and ur coach cried like a bitch boohoooo fuckin haters.. take a hint and suck my dick..raja bell some shit kobe owns him like he does all u bitches muahahahaha kobe for president bitch niggers

4:11 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

asorto1 ur some shit.. wtf dobe?? lets be serious its kobe fuckface
and gilbert arenas will never match up to kobe homeboy.. his number is zero for a fuckin reason roflmmfao kobe owns him alsoo bitch boyy oh yea n raja n nash n all them = zero fuckin rings bitch.. n they have just as good as a team that kobe did when he had shaq.. u do the math.. kobe is the best get the fuck over urself

4:16 AM


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