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Friday, June 02, 2006

Shaq - Eastern Conference Champion, goes to NBA finals; Kobe still on the couch

So . . . Shaq and the Heat beat the Pistons tonight (the same Pistons that everybody crowned NBA champions mid-season, and the same Pistons who are the kings of surviving elimination games). Shaq had 28 points, 16 rebounds and 5 blocks. He carried the Heat tonight, on top of averaging 20 and 10 for the series. And, D-Wade had the flu, and only was able to contribute 14 points (way below his 27ppg average). Still, a heroic effort by Wade, the guy's resilience and determination is amazing.

So, Shaq is going to the NBA finals. Kobe must be wearing in a spot on his couch. Unless he has broken that couch in half from anger by now.

46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would kobe be mad? didnt they wish each other well? arent they friends now?

11:23 PM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

They're friens now? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......... that's funny. Besides, The Lakers could have been in the finals if Shaq hadn't left.

11:33 PM

 
Blogger alandeis1985 said...

there is nothing i would love more than shaq sticking it to kobe by winning a ring without him

12:20 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is nothing I would love more than Shaq losing the finals with 3 different teams.

12:30 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, shaq ganna lose for sur hahaha. then lets see his face and see what he says.

12:32 AM

 
Blogger TeamPlayer said...

It doesn't matter, Shaq has already stuck it to Kobe by 1) Getting to the Eastern Conference Finals last year, 2) Winning the Eastern Conference Finals this year and going to the NBA finals.

Winning a ring without Kobe is just icing on the cake.

12:42 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thw whole Shaq Kobe deal was almost 3 years ago....let it go. What kind of losers are you idiots...i bet after the finals is over you will go back to watching Brady Bunch reruns and playing video games with the rest of your 40 year old loser friends...GET A LIFE!!!

12:47 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

exactly what im saying. we could taunt shaq by saying he was so fast and skinny when he was young. now hes fat. but we dont blame him, that was a long time ago. they just cant let it die, kobe and shaq did it themselves.

12:52 AM

 
Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Oh wow, someone is a bit upset. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Actually, it has been almost 2 years since Kobe broke up the Lakers after the 2003-04 season.
I see that math can be difficult sometimes. And actually, no, it's not in the past. Every time the Heat and the Lakers have played each other, it has been an issue. Every time the Heat wins and the Lakers lose, or vice versa, it's an issue. It's an issue because Kobe has made it so.

Curious how you guys are so quick to dismiss this whole thing when it's in your favor to do so. Kobe doesn't miss a chance to say that it's "his" team now. You guys don't miss a chance to say that the Heat is a paper tiger and Shaq does not make a difference. But now that Shaq is in the finals and Kobe is sitting on the couch for the 2nd year in a row, it no longer matters. Right . . .

And here we go with the juvenile insults again. I guess when you have no logical arguments to put forward, insults are your only arsenal.

1:04 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually....I am not "upset"...I dont like Kobe or Shaq....just found it amusing that someone would still be ringing thier hands over this. Good luck with that. Also...its time to move out of your mom and dad's house...roflmao

1:10 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man stay above the insults. Just keep bantering and there is no need to insult back. Don't take the bait and don't take it so personal.

1:15 AM

 
Blogger TeamPlayer said...

Seriously, the childish insults are really starting to get on my nerves. I should get the FCC to start regulating this blog.

1:23 AM

 
Blogger alandeis1985 said...

as much as I can't stand Kobe and respect Shaq and would love for him to win a ring without Kobe if he doesn't i'm note going to drive off a cliff. Tonight was a great night so i'm going to enjoy it while it lasts. This could very well be the last time my man Shaq gets to the finals

1:24 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The FCC ????? You really are a drama queen....take it easy man...this is all a joke (at least to me it is) I REALLY dont care one way or another. But if it really bothers you call the FCC..I am sure they will take this up right away. I tell you what..I will stop messin with ya and appologize for hurting your feelings. I am sorry :( I truely didnt know that this was so close to your heart. Please accept my sincere appologies if you can.

1:31 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I won't drive off a cliff if Shaq wins a title, but it would put a smile on my face when he does lose the title. I sure hope this will be the last time Shaq gets to the finals.

1:33 AM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

oh yes, based on the childish posts from above, I can see that your parole officers have let you out for the weekend, good job children. Now ask your 3rd grade teacher to teach you how to spell,"ganna", "fur"? nice.

Dobe's friends seem upset b/c Shaq has shown who was the real star with the Lakers. Get over it, and accept the truth

1:34 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, the real star that tanked the 2004 finals against the very same team the Heat beat tonight. Leads me to believe he should have done the same in 2004 but didn't want to.

1:39 AM

 
Blogger TeamPlayer said...

oh yeah, I was really serious about the FCC, I'm dialing them right now . . . NOT.

1:41 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey asorto, maybe, YOUR, third, grade, teacher, could, teach, you, rpoper, use, of, punctuation!!??

1:42 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

teamplayer....will you accept my appology?? Please?? I am sorry for your hurt feelings.....what do u say...friends??? If it helps I will say Kobe sucks.

1:44 AM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

and then there's the other wanna be so called "star" that show what a true star he is by taking the Lakers from the 04 finals to NOT making the playoffs, boy, if that's not proof that Dobe is overrated then I don't know what is.

1:46 AM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

wow, nice use of commas, good job "rpoper"!!!

1:48 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, thanks assholeto. I thought that if I used commas after each word maybe you would "get it". I guess I over estimated you.

1:56 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't know what is, then think. Come on, "fill the hole".

1:57 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

asorto1 said...
They're friens now? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......... that's funny. Besides, The Lakers could have been in the finals if Shaq hadn't left.

Let's see if there are any errors in this post....hmmmmmmm

friens YEP

I guess even the "smartest" person here can amke mistakes too.

2:00 AM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

"assholeto"? nice, such an educated child. Your mom must be so proud of you.

2:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now now....don't start being anyone's mom into the conversation.

2:04 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops...bringing...not being LOL

2:05 AM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

such angry comments, I love it!!!

This just means that Dobe fans are upset b/c Shaq is in the finals. I LOVE IT!!! :-)

2:05 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be Lakers fans. I would be upset even if Kobe wasn't on the Lakers.

2:09 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess what....I am no more a Kobe fan than a Shaq fan. I am a "fan" of people that think so highly of themselves that they post attacks to others without looking to see if THEY have made spelling/grammer errors themself. Maybe your opinion of yourself is just a little too high. I know, I know that is WAY off base. :)

2:11 AM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

grammer? Good job :-)

You must love this blog, as you keep coming back to it. NICE!!

2:15 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems you are here just as much...lol

2:17 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and you are right....grammar sorry

2:18 AM

 
Anonymous asorto1 said...

Einstein,

I'm one of the 2 peoople that run the blog. Yes, now pick up your face from the floor. Too funny :-)

2:19 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW...you run the blog?? I am impressed. Is this a full time job for you?

2:21 AM

 
Blogger alandeis1985 said...

why would anybody who is a fan of kobe even comment here. I dont comment on USC blogs or Detroit Pistons blogs because those are the two teams i hate the most in sports

2:23 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just to get idiots with superiority complexes pissed off...lmao.

2:26 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well then it is a good thing you don't hate the Lakers.

2:27 AM

 
Blogger alandeis1985 said...

wow idiots with superiority complexes sure doesn't fit any of the shaq haters on this site

2:29 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well ladies....I guess its time for me to go now. It has been fun but I have to get up early tomorrow for my little league championship game. No hard feelings?? Please wish me luck (BTW I am the best shortstop in my league...or at least I think I am hehehehe) Good night

2:45 AM

 
Blogger alandeis1985 said...

well the insults here are of little league fashion so it makes sense this guy must be like 12

3:11 AM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

WOW, some folks here seem to think that running a blog is a full-time job. Not at all.

Alandeis1985, I agree with you 100% on everything that you've posted.

2:32 PM

 
Blogger asorto1 said...

addendum:

to the guy who thinks it's rocket science, and a full-time job to have a blog, it might be if you have the I.Q of a grapefruit (a small one). So I guess I can see how you would think it's a full-time job, but it's not. LMAO :-)

2:37 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

asorto1 and teamplayer are my heros!

~JD

7:20 AM

 
Anonymous payasa said...

fuck you guys you guys need to stop tripping and tie ur shoes cause if they go 1 on 1 shaq will be sittinng his ass down while all he see id swish by kobe

1:15 PM

 

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